| Adam and Eve |
Believe |
Would you Adam and Eve it? |
| Apples and Pears |
Stairs |
Get up those apples to bed! |
| Army and Navy |
Gravy |
Pass the army, will you? |
| Bacon and Eggs |
Legs |
She has such long bacons. |
| Barnet Fair |
Hair |
I’m going to have my barnet cut. |
| Bees and Honey |
Money |
Hand over the bees. |
| Biscuits and Cheese |
Knees |
Ooh! What knobbly biscuits! |
| Bull and Cow |
Row |
We don’t have to have a bull about it. |
| Butcher’s Hook |
Look |
I had a butchers at it through the window. |
| Cobbler’s Awls |
Balls |
You’re talking cobblers! |
| Crust of Bread |
Head |
Use your crust, lad. |
| Daffadown Dilly |
Silly |
She’s a bit daffy. |
| Hampton Wick |
Prick |
You’re getting on my wick! |
| Khyber Pass |
Arse |
Stick that up your Khyber. |
| Loaf of Bread |
Head |
Think about it; use your loaf. |
| Mince Pies |
Eyes |
What beautiful minces. |
| Oxford Scholar |
Dollar |
Could you lend me an Oxford? |
| Pen and Ink |
Stink |
Pooh! It pens a bit in here. |
| Rabbit and Pork |
Talk |
I don’t know what she’s rabbiting about. |
| Raspberry Tart |
Fart |
I can smell a raspberry. |
| Scarpa Flow |
Go |
Scarpa! The police are coming! |
| Trouble and Strife |
Wife |
The trouble’s been shopping again. |
| Uncle Bert |
Shirt |
I’m ironing my Uncle. |
| Weasel and Stoat |
Coat |
Where’s my weasel? |
