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British Parliament Accused Of Plagiarizing U.S. Senate Bill S.576
issue 3628 | 08.16.00 | News
WASHINGTON, DC–At a press conference Monday, members of Congress lambasted the British House Of Commons for “blatantly ripping off” Senate bill… MORE»
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British Government Releases Scandalous Benny Hill Tapes
issue 3217 | 12.03.97 | News
LONDON—The saucy-wordplay-laden tapes, banned in 1982 for being “too cheeky,” will be declassified and released to the public. MORE»
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British Soldiers Videotaped Brutalizing Iraqi Teens
issue 4207 | 02.17.06 | American Voices
The assault on four Iraqi teenagers by members of the British military, as well as the cameraman’s mocking commentary, has enraged people… MORE»
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British: UFOs Aren’t Real
issue 4218 | 05.09.06 | American Voices
A recently declassified British Ministry of Defence report says that UFOs can be explained as natural, though bizarre, phenomena. What do… MORE»
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Grieving Tiger Woods Convinced Everyone Let Him Win British Open
issue 4230 | 07.27.06 | Sports News
ORLANDO, FL—Tiger Woods’ initial feelings of elation and redemption after winning the 2006 British Open—his first victory following… MORE»
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British Corpses Piling Up
issue 4442 | 10.15.08 | American Voices
British undertakers are refusing to bury the dead until bereaved families receive delayed government support payments. What do you think? MORE»
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British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists
issue 4534 | 08.21.09 | News In Brief
LONDON—Sources close to the British royal family confirmed Tuesday that relatives of Queen Elizabeth II have privately expressed feelings… MORE»
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The Queen Mum’s 100th
issue 3625 | 07.26.00 | Infographic
On August 4, the Queen Mother turns 100. How will the beloved British royal’s birthday be celebrated? MORE»
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Cool Britannia
issue 3217 | 12.03.97 | Infographic
British prime minister Tony Blair recently said he wants to give tradition-bound England a hipper, more modern image. Among the proposed changes: MORE»
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Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built
issue 3820 | 05.29.02 | News
WASHINGTON, DC—Calling the current Capitol obsolete, Congress said it will relocate unless they get a new, state-of-the-art facility. MORE»
